This is the best summary I could come up with:

Dave Chan has known Mama was a special pumpkin since she began growing in his Richmond backyard in June.

And he was right — at a whopping 1,003 kilograms, Mama came first place at one of the world’s biggest pumpkin weighing competitions in Sacramento, Cali.

The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino’s Sacramento national pumpkin weigh-off offers $9 a pound for the competition’s winner.

This includes monitoring their temperature and humidity and pumping carbon dioxide into the 2,000 square foot greenhouse he built in his backyard — which he notes is larger than his house.

He addressed a letter to “Howard Dill, Nova Scotia” inquiring about pumpkin growing and received a response and some seeds a week later.

Chan enjoys helping other people grow their biggest pumpkins, and plans to give away most of the seeds that are extracted from Mama this year.

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What a massive pumpkin. Wow.

When I read the headline, I thought it would be on the coast, farther north where there’s more hours of sunlight. But no, it’s not far from the Vancouver airport.

Thicc pumpkin

I’ve always loved pumpkins, but I didn’t learn to truly appreciate them until I took up trying to grow them. They are shockingly hard to grow. I live in the same region as this person (I’m in Western Washington) and a fungus called powdery mildew absolutely destroys squash plants here. It’s very difficult to combat.

I am very impressed by the people–especially amateurs–who successfully grow pumpkins. Props to this guy.

I love that this news gets a whole block on CBC Vancouver News TV program for like 3 days in a row, even on the Late show which I assume it’s supposed to be the “core” issues of the longer one. What a time (and place, specially) to be alive! I wish we we’ll remain able to afford being this lighthearted forever.

He’s a jack-o’-all-lanterns 🎃 If he has one, he better refer to his daughter affectionately as pumpkin

this is terrible news