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If mini elephants were actually real they would literally be the best pets ever. As much as I love dogs and cats, elephants are S-tier.
If mini elephants were actually real
I wanna House Hippo. It would have to be litter box trainable tho
Even a small hippo could probably bite your leg off, and I don’t think it’d be trainable either. That’s why an elephant is so good, they’re highly intelligent and trainable and they don’t want to eat you.
Mom said that hippo would eat me up but then teacher said that hippo is a vegetarian.
My daughter would totally agree! When she was this age she kept trying to convince me they were real and I needed to just get her one. Now that she’s about to give me my first granddaughter she still collects elephant stuff, her house is filled with it everywhere.
That’s the premise of the very first episode of South Park.
