Mr. Rogers would like Cthulhu just the way It is. He would let Cthulhu soak Its tentacles in the same kiddie pool as his feet. He would make sure Cthulhu knew he was feeding the fish. He would help Cthulhu find ways of getting the mad out sometimes.

I mean, we all know what happened when old Godzilla was hoppin’ around Tokyo city like a big playground… right?

Rogers is a scp insulating the world from cosmic horrors