“Sir Pilloughsby has come to feast” Is a phrase that neither lord nor cook would ever want to hear.

Midjourney Prompt

a fantasy movie still of a morbidly obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a demonic hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby wields a trident, posing in front of a burning castle on the horizon, scene is at night and the sky has an orange glow, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

Some extras from earlier attempts:
a fantasy movie still of a morbidly obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby wields a giant fork, posing in front of a burning castle on the horizon, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

a fantasy movie still of a morbidly obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby wields a giant fork, posing in front of a burning castle on the horizon, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

a 90s fantasy movie still of an obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus and is wielding a giant fork, Pilloughsby's helmet has sharp metal teeth, a burning castle can be seen on the horizon, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 16:9 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

a fantasy movie still of an obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby's helmet has sharp metal teeth, the knight is holding a banner, the banner is blue with pink, the letters "YUM" are embroidered in gold thread on the banner, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 8:7 --v 6.0 --style raw
My first attempt :)

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