• southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    1·
    9 months ago

    Somewhere, out there, there is a bestiality and tentacle fetishist that is masturbating furiously to this.

    Oops, sorry, I jizzed on the keyboard there, I meant to say that nobody with that specific combination of fetishes exists, surely.

    And don’t call me Shirley

    • Philo@lemmy.zipOPEnglish
      51·
      9 months ago

      Siri told me not to call her Shirly, turns out my phone was in airplane mode 😆