This is a conflict manufactured by Putin to sew disharmony between allies.

It’s sow, not “sew”. But yeah, basically. He’s smarter than he gets credit for, not like it’s hard to fool someone like D-bag, but still. He saw a juicy opportinuty to manipulate a western bootlicker, and he got 77m other idiotic bootlickers to meme him into office.

I’m putting a new scope on my crossbow as we speak. Reusable ammo is an underrated perk.

like a flying V of Michael Meyers’

… Michael Meyers’ what? Or did you mean Michael Meyerses?