All I see is a three legged horror being slain by a ketchup bottle in the ketchup bottle aisle with Jesus tries to guilttrip the CCTV guy for not calling clean-up while other shoppers are going about their business thinking “Oh god, not this again…”

Now there’s a guy that deserves it, it’s sad that he was surrounded by such a spezwad.

The thing is, there are jails, and then there are luxury jails.

Blood for the blood gummy.

Now I feel like a real life Jerry.

Huh, not what I expected