I left when they paid Joe Rogan money

Check the back of every dollar for an Oracle database support contract, that’s how they get you!

Instead I’ll find shiny new mistakes to make

This should be the community slogan

I guarantee you the Pope will never be on Mastodon

Doubt that. Vatican uses Linux, if it gets popular enough they’re for sure going to have their own Mastodon instance. When you’re a big org like them, control matters more than dollar amounts. A recruiting and comms tool that they own end-to-end, except for the protocol (that they can block or mod anytime)? They’d love it. Having a Vatican.va Mastodon handle if you work for them would probably carry cachet with Catholics.

We’ll get another flood of people once they finally axe old.reddit

I would like to subscribe to your papal schism!