Eaten alive by tribbles!

Ha ha! Not to scale!

Sorry, I’m new! I’ll delete two.

Does that work? I usually rub it a little, may a coo here and there, maybe I whisper a sweet nothings at it. But then my image goes sideways and I pull away and call it a filthy who-er! I just don’t understand…

I kind of want this on a shirt.

I tried to make this and failed miserably.

When I hit bottom, I was crushing man’s skull like sparrow’s egg, between my thighs… and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can’t you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity… if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man’s skull like sparrow’s eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy.

This made me chuckle like goofus.

That’s great! Post it.

I love it! I bet most of his best ideas came to him in a carb induced dream during a mid day nap after lunch.

I threw that idea around too…

Fine…

Are you saying you have never had leftover spaghetti, fried it in a pan, and made a sandwich out of it? I’m being basic, my BIL told me his aunt would take a whole loaf of bread, add garlic butter, stuff it with fried spaghetti, and cover it with cheese. Then she would wrap it up in foil and put it in the oven.

This is the origin of his prejudices.

This coffee bar is a little too hipster for me.

"I’m sorry I drank your Milkshake. I drank it up by mistake. "

Honey, wake up! The new turbodrooler album is out!

That is a slick coat.