sparking concerns on Wall Street that the services will never be as profitable as cable once was

Obligatory fuck Wall Street

The texture of the tongue and gums is super creepy

The article linked actually says in every instance it was a double whammy of a concern about caffeine, but that the actual reason was because they did not have bilingual nutritional information on the can.

Nobody has mentioned it yet, but https://fedi-search.com/ already exists