including everything they see through our front camera and rear cameras 😱

Ok but what if I’m only gonna stay there for 24 hours then die? Do I still have to pay for the whole month?

some websites require Chrome and don’t work with anything else.

and then these college classes I’m taking, my laptop broke so they’re loaning me a campus Chromebook. I’m like okay whatever. Of course just use it for school nothing else.

Is this cricket thing only happening at one grocery store? Or at only one restaurant?

No, it’s happening all over the world. Therefore it’s a global conspiracy.

Don’t let the word “conspiracy” make you think it’s not a real phenomenon.

true but I think the-powers-that-be are trying to promote crickets as mainstream human food because crickets are less expensive and more effortlessly bio-available than beans are.

But don’t get me wrong, I’m totally on team “Crickets-Yuck!”

1. apparently extremely nutritious and high in protein

2. But obviously creepy & disgusting and many people are NOT willing to intentionally eat this.

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🎵 I’m just a kid who’s four. Each day I grow some more 🎵

There’s never been a better time to not have any friends or family or anyone you text with whatsoever besides two-factor authentication codes and messages from work and doctor appointment reminders. Cheers!

Doesn’t everybody have cross-sections of grapefruit in their right gastrocnemous?

And puffed-wheat cereal jammed into the left side of their rib cage?

That’s cute but he always knew where he was. It was OUR job to find him.

I don’t recall being tripped up by the captcha’s, all I remember is that I would go through the whole process of establishing an account in an instance, and their response was infinite buffering and/or never sending me a confirmation email.

I’m so glad I finally got into Lemmy. Reddit was destroyed on July 1st but I couldn’t get into Lemmy until November because the instances were so fickle.

In the meantime I tried saidit but quickly discerned that most of the users there were just really bad Reddit rejects. like the worst of the worst Reddit rejects.

Glad Lemmy finally let me in.

Hey there are a lot of cell phone repair shops all over the USA like in shopping centers in every major city. call cell phone doctor or I break you fix, I’m pretty sure they could handle those Chinese phones for repair.

I wasn’t

I’m not joking when I say our only sure way of escaping the machine is to get an off-grid cabin in the woods and no longer participate in the internet.