Option 4: tax the shit out of the rich.

This is the answer to most of the problems in most 1st world countries, but since the rich own all our governments the rest of us get a little less each year.

There is not one single new car on the market that I would take possession of if you gave it to me for free. I like having a manual transmission and a radio with buttons.

Got dem Klips…

I have a Speed Queen washer and dryer. Quality products don’t rely on gimmicks, they do their job.

Why pay for features you aren’t going to use?

If you bought a washing machine that needs Internet access you are a fucking idiot.

I reeeaaaly want to hate this, but for some reason I can’t.

I hear whistling

Cloaca

Biggest misnomer in the Auto industry. They are neither sporty nor utilitarian.

So, I have actually had a very similar situation. I live in rural Georgia, USA near timber property that occasionally folks have been known to ride ATVs and dirt bikes. So, one afternoon I hear screaming like someone had wrecked in the woods and fucked themselves up pretty good. I pull my ATC 250R out, kick it over and take off for the pines. I ride all over the property, stopping often, still hear screaming. This goes on for probably 30 or 45 minutes till I get to the far end and stop again and there’s the screaming, except…it ends in a totally recognizable goat warbling. Son. Of. A. Bitch. I was sure I was going to find some guy wrapped up around one of the loblollies with a busted leg or some shit. No. I had been punked by a goat in a field close to half of a mile from my house. Sure is funny the way sounds travel in the woods. I had only lived there for maybe a year or two. That was just one lesson about country living I’ve learned in the last 10 years.