Nobody’s going to mention chest high urinals?

It’s hard work cooking cigarette soup all day

Yes, it’s called Stochastic Terrorism

I am pleased when bad things happen to harmful people, yes

So what you are saying is if you don’t act like an idiot, nobody would perceive you as an idiot? Yes that is generally how society works.

Nobody wins

No actually, the person next on the transplant list is the clear winner here