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Cake day: August 17th, 2023

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  • Kitchen sink broken? Trudeau’s fault.
    Neighbour let a pig wearing a Nixon mask in your house? Trudeau’s fault.
    Your children stopped talking to you? Trudeau’s fault.
    Possessed by a demon? Trudeau’s fault.
    Your Premier got caught masturbating in the Legislature? Trudeau’s fault.
    Faux-progressive ideals? Trudeau’s fault.
    Selling out environment to corporate interests while talking about climate change? Trudeau’s fault.
    The reason why I had a nightmare last night? Trudeau’s fault.

    It’s always Trudeau’s fault.







  • Children cost approximately $15,000 a year up to the age of 18.

    According to StatsCan, the average total income for a person in Canada is $54,400 in 2021.

    Experts tell us that we should only spend 30% of our income on housing. That would mean the average Canadian should be spending $16,320 a year. $54,400 minus $16,320 equals $38,080. If you have one child at $15,000 a year, that leaves you with $23,080.

    $23,080 is a nice chunk of change, however we still haven’t done any other bills. According to the Globe and Mail, the average new car payment is $880 per month. That’s $10,560 a year. We’re now at $13,080 in left over income.

    In the 2023 Canada Food Price Report, a family four will spend $16,288.41. We’ll take 75% of $16,288.41 to represent a family of three. That couple would be spending approximately $12,216.30 a year in food. $13,080 subtracting $12,216 .30 means you are left over with $863.70.

    CCA currently states that the average price of gasoline in 2022 was $1.632. Let’s say you have a 50l tank, that means you are spending $81.60 per fill up. Twice a month, means you spend $163.20. Over the course of a year, you will spend $1,958.40. Oh shit, we’re in the red now with -$1,904.70

    We still have to pay for our cell phone, internet, hair cuts, clothing, emergencies, save for retirement, pay down debt, etc.