I shall make an exemption for my mother and shelter her in my attic, but the rest of them will swim.

My daughter and I just make Bigfoot crawling out of holes and shit.

Le reddit wins legain, m’fellows!

MY SON BROUGHT HOME SOME CASES OF PICKLES FROM THE CANNERY… I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD STORE THEM AT YOUR OFFICE…

I saw someone using one of these to weave or knit or something, and it seemed to me a pretty good explanation.

Edit: If it’s truly such a mystery, is it at all possible these only exist because they looked interesting? Just a knick-knack for your shelf?

“Did you see those things Caius Cosades is making down at the den? Not much you can with them, but they’re neat.”

It’s not as though we don’t make pointless and artistic things today.

I miss the format of old forums. I wonder if they still exist?

“P-PLEASE, Deep One! R’lyeh, I gotta get out on stage! The show’s about to begin! No one’s made me cum that hard since Piggy let me in her spawn in her pork-hole back in Innsmouth, but please, Deep One, there’s a time and a place!”

Prompt: Movie poster for “Ernest on Skid Row”, featuring Jim Varney as Ernest P Worrell with a drug addiction

(via Bing Image Creator/DALL-E)

American ex-pat/Canadian permanent resident here. This is all pretty accurate in my experience, though I can’t speak on using Imperial for work-related measurements or pool temperature. Just this morning I had to describe our current bout of cool weather in Ferenheit to my friends back home, and was reminded all over again how ridiculous it is that the US still isn’t on metric. This rings especially true whenever I call my mom. Seems like I have to “Hey Google” conversions in every conversation we have. Before my dad died he would keep his weather app on Celcius to report the weather to me in metric. I honestly love that he felt compelled to do that.

It was a little weird getting used to the metric system initially, but I honestly prefer it at this point. I used to argue that you could be more precise with Farenheit, as the scale was broader. However, I’ve since come to realize that no one cares whether it was 74° or 76°.