Not OP but if it’s anything like my cousin, literally magnetized. As in “attracts ferrous materials”
As in “my credit cards don’t work because you got the coof Vax not because they’re over their limits and I make poor financial decisions” and “don’t get too close to grandma or your blood magnets will set off her pacemaker”
I feel sorry for the agent or LLM made to monitor me. It’s gotta be so fucking boring 99.975% of the time.