He doesn’t have a password for the ISP router

Maybe, if it’s a fiber router it handles some authentication maybe?

It’s platonic, you never hugged a coworker before?

Buy another router to stick in between your ISP device and the rest of your network. You won’t notice.

domestic disturbance

In a lot of places, nobody can cancel these. The cops verify everyone present is of good health before fucking off.

Nah buddy thinks Walt is alive but very, very cold