u/collegefurtrader from reddit, former mod of r/skookum, keeper of the sacred lathe Hamatu.
I started reading and it took a few paragraphs to even remember that you already told me it was satire
They’re afraid of my raw power!
Poof, gone.
I can sort this all into my collection quite efficiently, I’ll take the lot. ( unless someone has a specific need)
Tell me the size and weight of the box and I’ll send you a prepaid shipping label.
3 years ago the obvious answer was Atmel AVR chips but they are still in short supply today. I think ESP32 is the answer today. They are shockingly powerful for the price. And they have built in wifi, bluetooth, and USB.
You are absolutely smoking crack