Kaboom.

Can we zoom in on the sound and enhance it to triangulate the shooter’s IP address on the Unix mainframe?

FBI.com didn’t load, so I submitted my request through FBI.gov. It looks like they do investigations–is it expensive to have them find you a drug dealer?

A lot of great suggestions here already. But nobody is mentioning that if you really want to future-proof, you should go fully quantum.

Yeah, anyone who’s never done this really should. It’s eye-opening to see it go from a theoretical discussion to “HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE ALL MY DATA” in real-time.

Yeah, but what’s after that?

Daylight come and he wanna go home

I did a similar video of Deadwood in the style of a 1980’s TV sit-com.

13%!?!? WHOOOOOA!

Real-Debrid is great. I use it for streaming, but I honestly use it more often for pirated music software downloads. Instead of having to go through 30 Rapidgator or Mega links or whatever bullshit, it handles it in one place.

People are going to be lining up days in advance for the upcoming Penicillin X Jordan crossover, available exclusively at Foot Locker.

Maaan, someone like Microcenter or Best Buy should bring them back.

I thought this was The Onion, at first. It’s every internet commenter’s dream headline!

Hopefully he’ll get to meet them face-to-face!

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Spoiler: you won’t stop minors from accessing porn.

I usually keep a pirated older version of Photoshop around. There are versions that will run off a thumb drive.

It’s my fantasy, at least.

Why is there not a TMNT X Old Testament crossover graphic novel already?

??? You think it’s that much of a stretch? It’s an anthropomorphized fighting rabbit, exactly like in the game?