BC! Vancouver Island specifically. It seems to fit my ethos and tendencies better here.

Every day since I left that province has confirmed and reinforced the wisdom of my decision.

Someone needs to invent dealcoholized beer goggles…

I didn’t think I said that, and certainly did not intend to give the impression that you were deficient vis-a-vis funnybones. I sincerely meant that a statement as bold as adopting a username as that definitively entitles you to, proudly, do you.

That’s fine with me, SatansMaggotyCumFart. With a username like that, you should definitely do you.

I referred to them as the Honkies of Canada.

Angry and embarrassed that I was born in that armpit of a province (I got better)

As a former resident who lived in (ugh) ol’ Stevie Harper’s riding, I totally sympathize. However, I took great pleasure in being the green blip in an otherwise homogeneous blue sea. I hope I made them insecure or at least forced them to have to hire an extra analyst…just that one little canker sore in his otherwise perfect, sterile version of Canada.