“Held together with bubble gum and duct tape” is the phrase I usually use

If you say that. Do you mean it?

They aren’t quite there yet. They’ve gone from “someone should do something” to “we should do something”.

They still have to get through “I should do something” and “this is what I’m doing”

Keelhauling?

Nothing was more infuriating that being on a tech forum, seeing someone post the same problem you were having, 4-5 bumps, then the OP saying “Nevermind, I got it” and the thread closing

I paid $3.49 to support the developers and the ads go away as a bonus.

Looks like a cross between a parrot, a horse, an ox, and an optical illusion.

I’ll call it a Parhodox.