Kitchen sink broken? Trudeau’s fault.
Neighbour let a pig wearing a Nixon mask in your house? Trudeau’s fault.
Your children stopped talking to you? Trudeau’s fault.
Possessed by a demon? Trudeau’s fault.
Your Premier got caught masturbating in the Legislature? Trudeau’s fault.
Faux-progressive ideals? Trudeau’s fault.
Selling out environment to corporate interests while talking about climate change? Trudeau’s fault.
The reason why I had a nightmare last night? Trudeau’s fault.
Kitchen sink broken? Trudeau’s fault.
Neighbour let a pig wearing a Nixon mask in your house? Trudeau’s fault.
Your children stopped talking to you? Trudeau’s fault.
Possessed by a demon? Trudeau’s fault.
Your Premier got caught masturbating in the Legislature? Trudeau’s fault.
Faux-progressive ideals? Trudeau’s fault.
Selling out environment to corporate interests while talking about climate change? Trudeau’s fault.
The reason why I had a nightmare last night? Trudeau’s fault.
It’s always Trudeau’s fault.
Sunspots? Trudeau’s fault.
My finger poking through the toilet paper? Trudeau’s fault.