• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Mate I dont trust you”

    “Its okay, I have a certificate”

    “This just says ‘Trust me bro’ and has your name at the bottom.”

    “If you still dont trust me, just call this guy, he will vouch for me!”

    “This is your own phone number.”