Jessica

Darth Maul-ler

Cops are pigs, yes.

A pig thought that the sound of an acorn falling on to his vehicle was a gun shot. So the fucking idiot yelled ‘shots fired’ while emptying his magazine into his vehicle, where a man was currently sitting inside, being detained. That man was traumatized because someone thought it would be a good idea to give that idiot pig a job.

Yo, same! Let me get one of them Gay Agenda’s. Are there virgin Gay Agenda’s available?

Holy shit! I thought that we would never actually see the Gay Agenda™, but here we are. No one can deny the gayness in that agenda.

PHRASING!

I remember hating and resisting the upgrade from Windows 98 SE. It took a while for me to realize that our budget PC was the bottleneck…

China held these two men hostage, letting them go only when the US dropped the extradition request. That’s kinda nuts.

All it took for me to take up sailing full time was the removal of King of the Hill from Netflix. I couldn’t find it anywhere at first, so I did the next logical step. I later found out that it was available on Hulu. Asinine. I feel like Hank would have done the same thing, for the principle of it alone.

Plex is so much better than Netflix, or really any other streaming service, in my opinion. I have all of the content that I want, and supplement the rest with my favorite YouTubers.