You really, really don’t want the whole thing.
Just New York, Hawaii, and Alaska. They can keep the rest.
I want California I have always wanted to go there.
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
We don’t want that dumpster fire. No thank you.
Some of the states are cool. Let MAGA have their own states, so they can find out for themselves how their experiment sucks.
None of the states are cool. Outside of the cities and urban areas its a red majority country. Incredibly racist and misogynist.
MAGA can hop on Elon’s rocket and fuck right off to Mars.
I,for one, will welcome our new Canadian overlords with open arms
Keep it, we’re good.
Honestly a good deal of us would be happy to have leadership that isn’t actively trying to kill us.
Ha! They can keep their wasteland. We don’t need it.
MY BODY IS READY.
I’ll chug maple syrup. Learn to ride a moose. Whatever it takes. But please make this happen.
Don’t forget the poutine and beer.
No thank you
Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
As somebody from Buffalo, I’d support this, but I don’t think Canadians want us tbh.
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
Make them a territory.
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
I’m saving up!
